drawing blood

I’m obsessed with my health and longevity and plan to live to at least 120.

I don’t smoke, barely drink, I eat a very carefully sourced plant-based diet, take handfuls of supplements and exercise daily.

I’m unbearable.

Last year I consulted a functional medicine doctor and had an extensive blood test to see how well I was doing; cholesterol, thyroid, liver function, inflammation, blood counts – the lot.

The results were so resoundingly vindicating I just had to print my diet all over a large chair.

Sorry kids – see you in 2081 if you make it.



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A re-upholstered second hand armchair. Fabric designed by Lorraine Osborne. Printed on heavy Panama cotton at the Glasgow School of Art. Black painted and polished show wood.



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